G’day everyone, and welcome to my first review for this new site: the site header.

What the hell is this shit? It looks like a 3 year-old, ebola infested macaque was set infront of a computer with MSPaint open and told to ‘go for it, champ’, with a pat on the back.

Honestly, I’m sure most of you would rather stab your eyes out with a spoon than look at that crap. Well, the sad news is, it was me. I am responsible for the header graphic.

You may direct your hatred towards me. It’s ok, I can take it.

The review though? I give this header 5 pineapples out of a maximum of 5.