{"id":22,"date":"2012-09-01T02:17:38","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T16:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crom\/wordpress\/?p=22"},"modified":"2023-10-25T18:01:45","modified_gmt":"2023-10-25T07:01:45","slug":"first-review-site-header","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.harshcritics.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"First Review: Site Header"},"content":{"rendered":"

G\u2019day everyone, and welcome to my first review for this new site: the site header.<\/p>\n

What the hell is this shit? It looks like a 3 year-old, ebola infested macaque was set infront of a computer with MSPaint open and told to \u2018go for it, champ\u2019, with a pat on the back.<\/p>\n

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Honestly, I\u2019m sure most of you would rather stab your eyes out with a spoon than look at that crap. Well, the sad news is, it was me. I am responsible for the header graphic.<\/p>\n

You may direct your hatred towards me. It\u2019s ok, I can take it.<\/p>\n

The review though? I give this header 5 pineapples out of a maximum of 5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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